HEY GUYS, IT'S ME, THERESA. THIS IS MY BLOG WHERE I BLOG THINGS AND HERE IS THIS PHOTO OF ME WEARING A HAT. I LIKE THIS HAT A LOT. THERE USED TO BE A BABY IN THIS PICTURE BUT I CROPPED IT OUT CAUSE BABIES CAN'T BLOG, THAT'S SO SILLY.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
OH HEY ITS ME AGAIN I HEARD YOU LIKE TORI AMOS SO I PUT IT ON YER PIZZA. IT’S PRETTY SWEET RIGHT BRAH?
OMG GUYSSSSS. IT’S MY BIRFFFFDAY.
I’M LIKE SO SO SO OLD LIKE 24 YEARS OLD. BUT I STILL LOOK AS HOTTTTZ AS I WAS WHEN I WAS 18.
COME OUT WITH ME TONIGHT, SEXIESSSZ. I’M GOING DANCING AND TO HAPPY HOUSE CAUSE I AM THE BIRTHDAY GIRLLLLLLLLL.
I’LL BE AT DC9, COME FIND ME, I’M THE ONE WITH THE CORNROWS AND DOING SHOTS. TIME TO GET SHITTTTTY, AKA WASTED FACE.
XOXOXOXOX
OMG GUYS THIS IS MY FAVORITE TORI AMOS SONG. THANXXXX A MILLION TO MY FFNF (FRIEND FOREVER, NEVER FORGET, DUHHHHH) HILLARY WHO POSTED THIS ON MY FACEBOOK THIS MORNING AND MADE MY DAY LIKE SO SO SO MUCH MORE BEARABLE.
OH TORI, I FEEL LIKE WE’RE THE SAME STRANGE LITTLE GIRL, DO YOU!???!?!!!!
OMG THIS IS LIKE TOTES FLATTERING. IM GLAD YOU LIKE MY BLOG!!!!!!XXOXOXOXOXOX
LOLOLOLOLOZZZ. GUYS DID YOU KNOW IF YOU TYPE ~@~ IN GMAIL IT MAKES POO?! THIS IS THE BEST. ERRDAY I BE TYPING POO.
OH, HAY GUYS. SORRY FOR THE LACK OF BLOGGING AND WHATNOT, YOU KNOW, I’VE JUST BEEN RECOVERING FROM THE STORM. IT WAS PRETTY INTENSE AND WE LOST POWER FOR LIKE A WHOLE 24 HOURS. BUT NO WORRIES, EVERYONE, I PREPARED THE NIGHT BEFORE BY GOING TO WALMART (WHICH IS MY FAV STORE EVER, BTW, I LUV THEIR SWEET COLLECTION OF BANDANNAS) AND GETTING PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. I MUST HAVE EATEN LIKE 74 SANDWICHES. THIS IS A PICTURE OF ME DOING SOME SERIOUS SHOPPINGGGGGG. I TOTES HAD THE GIGGGGLES.
THANKS FOR ASKING TUMBLRBOT. I THINK OUT OF ALL THE PLACES IN THE WORLD I WOULD ME MOST EXCITED ABOUT VISITING NEWTON NORTH CAROLINA BECAUSE THATS WHERE TORI AMOS WAS BORN. I MEAN I ALREADY LIKE IN BALTIMORE AND TORI AND HER FAMILY MOVED THERE WHEN SHE WAS TWO YEARS OLD SO ITS BASICALLY LIKE IM ALREADY TORI AMOS OR SOMETHING HAHAHA. LOL XOXTORIXOX.
SO MUCH RAIN IS GONNA HAPPEN THIS WEEKEND, PEEPS. DON’T WORRY THOUGH, I JUST BOUGHT THIS RAIN PONCHO SO I’M GOING TO NOT ONLY STAY DRY BUT LOOK SO COOL.
HEY GUYS SO I REALLY DIG JEWISH GIRLS (I’M FRIENDS WITH S00000 MANY LOLZ) AND I REALLY HATE THAT THIS STORM COULD TOTALLY MESS UP MY SUPER KEWL BIRTHDAY PARTY SO HERE’S A SONG THAT DESCRIBES HOW I’M FEELING RIGHT NOW. YOU GO, BABS. LUV U BB<3
OMG GUIS, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS STORM? I HATE THAT CHICK IRENE SHE IS TOTALLY CRAMPING MY STYLE. I DIDN’T EVEN INVITE HER TO MY PARTY THIS WEEKEND BUT SHE’S GONNA SHOW UP AND RUIN EVERYTHING.
ALSO I TOTALLY FORGOT TO BLOG THIS BUT I RAN A 5K LAST NIGHT AND YOU CAN BASICALLY SAY IM FROM SOME SMALL AFRICAN COUNTY CAUSE I RUN JUST ABOUT AS FAST AS THOSE PEOPLE IN THE OLYMPICS LOL.
HERE’S A PICTURE OF ME SNARLIN GUYS. I’M SO TUFF.
